Igor grumbles and groans, incomprehensibly. Wait, Igor, don't...too late. It seems you've insulted Igor. He grabs your head and twists, until your neck makes a loud SNAP! He then stuffs your body in the luggage rack. *sigh* How many times do I have to tell you, Igor? You must dispose the bodies in the Forest of Death so not a trace is left...
For being brave enough to talk to Igor, you may take this award.