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I know when I think of Halloween I think of laughing at corny jokes :P
Seriously, this page is for those of you who like Halloween related humor. Enjoy!
Okay, these are really corny so I apologize in advance.
What is a ghost's favorite ride? The roller ghoster.
What's a ghost's favorite color? Boo.
What is an Egyptian ghost's favorite person? Her mummy.
What does a ghost write with? Invisible ink.
What kinds of keys do ghosts use? Spook-keys and skeleton keys.
What is a ghost's favorite painting? The Moan-a Lisa.
What do ghosts fly in? Scare-planes.
What do ghosts wear in the rain? Boo-ts
What is a ghost's favorite sandwich? Boo-loney.
What is a ghost's favorite meal? Ghost beef.
What do ghosts take when they have a cough? Coffin drops.
What do ghosts chew? Boo-ble gum.
Where do ghosts get their Christmas cards? At the dead letter office.
What is a witch's favorite time in school? Spell-ing
What is a witch's favorite day of the week? Fright-day
What is a witch's favorite game? Hide and shriek.
What is a witch's favorite drink? Apple spider.
What is a witch's favorite snack? French frights
What is a witch's favorite time to fly at night? When there is a full moan.
When does a witch know it's time to trick or treat? She looks at her witch-watch.
Where does a witch go to get a new cat? From a cat-alog.
Why did the witch cry when she lost her cat? It was a cat-astophe
Why do witches like butterflies? Because they were once cat-erpillars.
Why do witches like baseball? Because they can hit with a bat and cat-ch with a cat.
How do witches keep their hair looking ugly? Scare spray.
What is a werewolf's favorite holiday? Howl-oween.
How do you keep a werewolf from dying? Send him to the living room.
What do you call a clean werewolf? A wash-and-wear wolf.
What is Dracula's favorite holiday? Fangs-giving
What is a vampire's favorite bank? The blood bank.
Where does Dracula go on Halloween? The Vampire State Building.
What is a vampire's least favorite food? A steak.
Why did the baby vampire bat wake up screaming? He had bite-mares.
What did the mother vampire say to her naughty child? Stop being a pain in the neck!
What music do vampires love? Bat-hoven.
Who is a Jack-o'-Lantern's best friend? Jill-O' Lantern
Which side of the Jack-o'-Lantern is the orangest? The outside.
Why was there no food left after the monster's party? Because everybody was a-goblin.
What kind of beans does a monster eat? Human beans.
When do black cats scratch themselves? When they have w-itches
Where do most cats live? In Connecti-cat.
What kind of tape do you use on Halloween? Mask-ing tape.
Who goes trick-or-treating at the beach on Halloween? Sand-witches.
What animal plays baseball on Halloween? a bat.
Why can't skeletons go trick-or-treating? They have no-body to go with.
Well, that's it for now! Feel free to send me any Halloween jokes you know or make up!
